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3 % of the precincts reporting
presidential candidates Stukakis and

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split the New York vote.

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23 votes have gone to various right
-wing candidates who obviously have no

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chance of winning.

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Tough break, Mel.

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Maybe in 92, eh, babe?

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Mel lost again, huh?

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Oh, this is a joke, Roz. Come on, you
don't think I really want Mel Cormier as

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president of the United States.

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Cabinet post, maybe.

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Keep hope alive, sir.

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Yes, indeedy, Mac. You voted yet?

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No, sir. I'm going later with Kwan Lee.
This is her first time voting since she

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got her citizenship.

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Boy, she must be real excited.

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Oh, yes, sir.

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You know, I think we should all take
pride living in a democracy where our

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leaders are not chosen by the rich and
powerful, but by the wisdom of the

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man. Harry, I forget whether I'm a
Republican or a Democrat.

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They can tell you that at the polling
place, Bull.

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Nah, I think I'll just surprise myself.

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Democracy's in good hands, yes, sir.

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Have you voted?

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Yes, I have. You know, I had a little
trouble with the national races, but the

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local ones, the decisions were obvious.

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Why is that?

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Don't forget, dad fielding for state
assembly.

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Right, I forgot.

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Oh, my, you look lovely today. Don't
forget, I vote fielding in the vote of

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progress for a beautiful baby.

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And teething, too.

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Dad, you might as well get your
concession speech ready because Joan

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gonna win.

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Joan? I didn't know Hobson was a woman.

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Allegedly.

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Go ahead, sling all the mud you want,
but she's gonna beat you on the issues.

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No woman beats Dan Fielding.

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Not unless he asks her to.

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Doesn't stand a chance. For the last
five months, I've kissed every baby in

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every backside in my district. Me and my
campaign manager have been working day

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and night.

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How can you afford a staff?

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Dad, here's what's left of your campaign
clients.

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Phil is your campaign manager?

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What are you paying him with, aluminum
cane?

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Phil is a valued member of my campaign.
He knows when I'm elected, there'll be a

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place for him in my administration.

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Open.

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While I do believe that what a person
does in a voting booth is their own

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private business, what you two did goes
way beyond stuffing the ballot box.

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Fifty dollars in time, sir.

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Uh, Dan.

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Excuse me? I mean Mr.

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State Assemblyman.

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Here's the rest of the bumper stickers
and the last contribution to the

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fund.

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Forty -two bucks? That's only three
pints worth.

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I gave till it stopped dripping.

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You quitter.

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Well, don't stand there. Just pass these
out, all right?

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Oh, hiya.

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Just a little fielding reminder, and I
hope I can depend upon your vote once

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you've made bail.

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I can't make bail.

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Don't panic, everybody.

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I was just doing some rewiring, and I
accidentally set off the fire alarm.

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I screwed up.

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I got an idea, Art. Why don't you just
tell us when you don't screw up?

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I'm going to let that one go right over
my head, Your Honor.

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Up next, Dave's macaroni.

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Assault charges, sir.

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John Weary versus Joseph Williams.

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Your Honor, Mr. Williams was attempting
to enter a polling place when he was

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attacked by the swamp thing.

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Sir, Mr. Weary was demonstrating against
a proposition to put a toxic waste dump

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near his home.

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Toxic wastes turn people into twisted
mutations.

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If it doesn't stop, someday we'll all
look like this.

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Won't be much of a change for you, will
it, big guy?

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Your Honor, my client claims that Mr.
Williams deliberately provoked him.

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All I said was, what's so bad about
toxic waste?

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Next thing I knew, he smeared slime all
over me.

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Wait a minute. Let me get this straight.
You want a toxic waste dump? Sure. A

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dump would revitalize the neighborhood.

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Toxic waste means money, new jobs.

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It means pollution and decay.

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Our very bodies rotting before our eyes.

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So there's a trade -off.

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Just because you're squeamish, don't
ruin it for the rest of us.

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You poison pusher! Hey, settle down,
fellas. Settle down.

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Mr. Weary, although I sympathize with
your cause, I'm afraid I'm going to have

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to fine you because you're the one that
started the fight.

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Fifty bucks.

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Congratulations. I want to let you know
that Canada Dan Fielding is behind you

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all the way.

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Tough break.

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But I want to let you know Canada Dan
Fielding is behind you all the way.

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Thanks.

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Gesundheit.

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You know, I'm actually glad he entered
the race.

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With Dan running against her, Joan
Hobson's a shoo -in. I mean, who in

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right mind would vote for Dan Fielding?

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No,

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you didn't.

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You did!

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You voted for Dan?

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How could you? He's such an... ick!

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That's true, but he's an ick with the
credentials for the job.

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Oh, yeah, right.

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Because he's a man, he automatically has
better credentials than a woman. Hey, I

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have voted for women before.

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For what? Prom queen?

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Miss Sullivan, in this case, I happen to
think Dan is more qualified.

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Why? Because he has a pair of... Pants.

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Chicken.

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Dan has spent 12 years in the prom...
Shooter's office dealing with many of

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same issues that he would face in the
assembly.

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Oh, come on. Admit it. You voted against
Joan Hodson because she's a woman. No,

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but I'm beginning to think that you're
voting against Dan because he's a man.

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And because he makes wax impressions of
your lingerie.

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You know, I think I am just beginning to
see Harry Stone's true colors.

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And I think you're overreacting to this
whole thing. Just like... Just like a

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woman. Just like you do whenever anyone
suggests you might be wrong. You throw a

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fit. A fit?

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I throw a fit?

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I am a professional in complete control
of my temper. Judge. Art, shut the hell

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up. We're talking.

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What is it, Art? It's probably not that
important, sir, but do you remember the

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fourth floor?

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Yeah. It's not there anymore.

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Turns out that that alarm wasn't my
fault after all. The fourth floor really

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on fire, and now it's out of control.

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So, uh, I guess you owe me an apology.

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Bart, are you gonna be able to get us
the hell out of here?

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Gee, I hope so, sir. This building has a
perfect safety record. I hate to see it

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ruined by some multiple deaths.

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Well, we gotta get these people out of
here in a calm and orderly fashion.

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Right. Okay.

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Now, does everybody remember that fire
drill we had last month?

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Neither do I.

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Rosemary!

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Art, this door is locked.

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Keep going, Sarge.

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See what's behind door number one.

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This is the morgue.

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Sorry, no walk -ins.

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We can't get out this way, sir. There's
something blocking the doors.

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Looks like the ceiling cave den out
there, too.

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There's debris everywhere.

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This is great.

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Telling me? I just put a fresh coat of
Navajo white on those wolves.

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Well, we should be safe here until the
fire team can rescue us. In the

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everyone just try to stay calm.

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That always gets them.

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Hey, would you mind not doing that? We
have a lot of very frightened people

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here, and I don't see much point in
making this situation worse.

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Yeah, sure.

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I forgot what a drag live people can be.

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Excuse me, are you in charge here?

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Yeah, Chief Coroner Martin.

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I'd shake hands, but I'm afraid I'd
uncoil about 20 feet of small intestine.

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I hate it when that happens.

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Excuse me, did you know that the
building is on fire?

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Yeah, that's what I heard.

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And you're still working?

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Might as well until the power gives out.

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Hope the freezer doesn't go.

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These steps will melt like fudgesickles
on a hot plate.

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If we might focus our concern on the
living for a moment, how long is that

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generator going to give us air?

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A couple hours.

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Great. So in two hours, we can freeze to
death in the cooler or stay here and

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die of smoke inhalation. Okay.

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Heads we freeze, tails we die of smoke
inhalation.

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Hey, Judge, I can't stay here. I haven't
voted yet. And there's a ballot issue

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that's been keeping me up night.

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What's the matter? Your street corner
being rezoned?

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We'll try to get you out in time to
vote.

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I wouldn't count on that, Your Honor.

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The fire department will not be able to
reach us for a couple of hours.

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A couple of hours?

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Usually those guys are so quick, you
can't believe it.

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This is not fair.

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The last few hours of a campaign are
crucial.

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Well, I'm stuck here. Joan of Arf is out
there campaigning.

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Hey, look, here's the TV.

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We can watch the returns while we're
waiting to burn up.

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And in the state assembly race, Hobson
has gained on Fielding to make that

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contest a dead heat. See that dead heat?
I was ahead by six points.

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Fielding was ahead by six points, but
apparently voters have responded to

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Hobson's charges today that Fielding is
a wanton philanderer who lacks the moral

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fiber for the office.

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Yeah, sure. She's got moral fiber. She
hasn't had a man since Watergate.

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It's not fair.

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It's not fair. I was ahead.

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This is not fair.

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Dan, Dan, if only the voters could see
you now, they'd realize what a great

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leader you'd be. I know.

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Wait a minute. That's it.

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If I play this up right, I'll come off
looking like a hero.

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Bill, baby, you're a genius.

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Subject has signs of internal bleeding,
ruptured kidney and pancreatic walls,

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and massive hemorrhaging.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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What was in that?

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Bernays. Put what's left in my sandwich,
will you?

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Hello, WDBC News.

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to report that Don Fielding is at the
criminal court building heroically

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battering the fire.

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Don Fielding. Give me that phone.

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And he's risking his life to save about
a dozen people who are trapped there.

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The hero angle is a great ploy.

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Fifteen presidents were war heroes, you
know.

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No.

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I always forget Benjamin Harrison.

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Doc, are you by any chance barbecuing in
the next room?

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No.

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Too bad, because the fire's ready.

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Oh, my God. We've got to stuff up these
doors, Doc. We need some rags. Just a

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second. Hey, pal.

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Put your finger here.

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Tell me if this hurts.

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Don't you worry, Miss Sullivan.

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Everything's going to be just fine.

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I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to
placate me with your condescending

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reassurance. I'm just trying to help.

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Well, I don't need your help. And Joan
Hobson wouldn't either if she were here.

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You know, I think you're taking this
whole thing much too seriously.

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To you, anyone who doesn't own plastic
poop takes things too seriously.

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Oh, so now you're calling me a flake?

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If the slinky shoe fits, wear it.

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Actually, the Electoral College was
created to give smaller states a fair

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in national issues.

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How do you know all of this stuff?

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I work the conventions.

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Mac, any news? It beats me.

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They made us change the channel.

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You guys are watching the Three Stooges?
Yeah, and if that's not bad enough,

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it's one with Shemp.

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Wait, did you see that ocular contusion
that Moe just gave Larry?

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Listen, buddy, I like a good poke just
as much as the next guy, you know?

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I'm fighting for my political life here,
do you mind?

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Hey, back off!

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An anonymous caller said a dozen people
are trapped in the criminal court

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building while a raging fire is above
them. That's my report, man. When they

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find out I'm a hero, the sympathy boat
is going to pour in. The caller said the

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victims are being led to safety by the
heroic efforts of a Jan Seedling.

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Jan Seedling?

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Jan Seedling?

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Fielding, you impotent windsock! Dan
Fielding!

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Hey, who turned the stooges off?

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It wouldn't hurt you to watch the
election returns. It is only the future

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country, you know.

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Democrats, Republicans, they're all
alike once you get them on a slab.

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Although Republicans tend to eat more
red meat.

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See what cheeseburgers can do to your
insides?

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She's the one wanting to talk politics.

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And I'll see your tool.

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Raj, you need more cards?

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We'll stay with the hand we got.

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Two pairs.

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Three tens.

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And I thought I had a good poker face.

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Those firemen must have one hell of a
fight on their hands. It's been almost

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hours. Well, they better hurry. I don't
want my last words to my wife to be,

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you've got something in your teeth.

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Don't worry, Mac. We're going to be just
fine.

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Christine's right. You have nothing to
fear.

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Death is just nature's way of telling
you, hey, you're not alive anymore.

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When I was a little girl, my daddy used
to read me a saying.

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You'll live forever as long as someone
remembers your name.

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That's nice.

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Who said that?

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I don't know. Some dead guy.

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My grandfather used to tell me that when
a man's done all he can, all that is

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left is to hope that God will see him
through it.

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Well, God will see us through this, Max.

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I know she will.

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Come on, give me a break. Oh, I see, I
see. So not only do politicians have to

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be men, but God does too. Why does God
have to be a man? Why can't God be a

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woman? Because.

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That would be... silly.

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Oh, good.

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Silly. This from a man who has a
collection of antique whoopee cushions.

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I don't set a place at my table for my
stuffed unicorn.

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We now have a winner in the Hobson
Fielding Assembly race.

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It's in!

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The returns are in!

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With all precincts in, the final tally
is... What? We do?

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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a
projected winner in the presidential

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Who cares about the stupid presidential
race?

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Anybody that doesn't want to worry,
don't look at the doors.

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Great, now we're trapped in the dark in
a burning building surrounded by dead

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bodies. I got a client from Jersey who'd
pay big bucks for this.

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What's that?

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Sounds like the ceiling.

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Here, fill out this toe tag.

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It'll make it easier for the next shift.

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Miss Sullivan, I thought you didn't need
protection.

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Don't. I was just trying to stop you
from trembling.

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Hey, hey.

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Let's not die mad at each other, okay?

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Okay.

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Are you sure?

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Okay, people. Fire's under control.

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Right this way, man.

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Better hurry. Some of them don't look
too good.

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You gotta tell me. You gotta tell me.
Who won?

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The Knicks, 98 -97. Man, you should...
Not this stupid game, you hose monkey.

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The election.

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There was an election?

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There you go. Looks like they got your
juice back online.

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Hey, look. The TV's working again.

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You should have thought we'd get this
good reception way down here.

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I mean, it's like magic.

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All over the country, common, ordinary
people step into a little booth and pull

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a lever, and the next thing you know,
poof.

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Some poor sap gets his brains beat out.

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You lost, didn't you?

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By how much? One vote.

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Oh, gee, Dan, that's too bad.

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Sorry for you, Dan. I mean, losing is
tough enough, but by such a small

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Yeah, if it wasn't for this fire, I'd
have voted for you. Me too.

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And with both our votes, you would have
won.

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If I hadn't voted for that woman instead
of you, at least it would have been a

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tie.

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You voted against me?

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Sorry, but I thought your position on
tax incentives for commercial renovation

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partnerships was biased and potentially
inflationary.

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I guess you underestimated the mutant
vote.

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Eh, Dan?

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Longest my condo to buy radio time I
hired.

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Add men to write slogans. I slurred my
opponent's patriotism. And now I lose on

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an issue.

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Oh, tough way, Dan.

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I was going to be a state assemblyman,
man. Oh, I know, big fella.

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Sit on one of those cute little desks.

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Newsflash. There's been a recount in the
Fielding -Hobson race.

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Huh? Due to an error, one vote was not
counted. A vote cast just as polls

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closed. That final vote was for Dan
Fielding. The race is now... it's I.

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Yes, the people have not spoken.

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A runoff election will determine the
outcome.

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Dan, you were right.

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Slander was the king.

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Matt, I wonder if the guy who cast that
last vote knew what a difference he

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made. I doubt it.

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They found him by the poll booth.

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Must have croaked right after he voted.

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Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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I want you to know that I'll do
everything I can to defend the rights of

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dead.

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What was it, a heart attack?

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Suicide.

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I can't stand living in this crummy city
another day.

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So as a final gesture of my contempt for
New York, I'm voting to put that scummy

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worm Dan Fielding into office.

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Fielding and New York deserve each
other.

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Goodbye.

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And good riddance.

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What a tribute.

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Of course, we can use this in a runoff
campaign.

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The Big Apple deserves a worm like
fielding.

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You know, Phil, this campaign's going to
be tough and it's going to cost a lot

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of money.

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We're not willing to fight as long as
there's blood in these veins.

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We're not still fighting, are we?

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No, I guess we kissed and made up.

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Yeah, I guess we did.

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You know, now that the danger's over, I
don't even remember what we were

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fighting about.

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Me neither.

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Harry, you said Christine was a flighty
airhead, and Christine said you were a

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sexist pig flake.

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Thank you so much, Paul.

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You never called me a sexist pig flake.

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Not to your faith, no, sir.

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You know, we may not agree on
everything, but I did say some things

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I could take back. Yeah, I did, too.

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But then there were some things I said
that I wouldn't want to take back.

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Oh, really?

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Like what?

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Like the idea that women are more
emotional than men. Uh -huh. I think

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And I'm glad of it.

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I mean, I don't know whether it's
background or upbringing. I just... I

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women have more heart.

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Actually, a man's is about 25 grams
heavier.